My Accomplice in the 'Blame Game'

As a married man, I'm constantly in a state of conflict. Left to my own devices, I'm perfectly content to shovel food, guzzle beer, emit various gasses and generally befoul my surroundings like the coothless savage half-shaven chimp I am. But with the missus around, I'm compelled to be on my best behavior -- for the next forty to sixty years. Or until I drop dead of an aneurysm from trying to remember which fork to eat salad with, or which indistinguishable shade of white I'm supposed to paint the bathroom. Clearly, I need some help.

Nothing sours a sweetie's puss quite like passing wind in her vicinity. But try as we might, there are times when it's simply unpossible to keep the blast doors shut and the noxious gas contained. That's when this device really comes in handy.

I took the sound emitter, hid it under the dog's blanket, and stashed the remote control in my pocket. When the pressure mounted and the gassy hounds demanded release, I simply let them go -- silently, if at all possible. And then tapped the remote. Bingo! The sound came from the direction of the dog; ergo, the godforsaken eye-watering noxious stench must have come from the dog, too. My wife blamed the mutt's butt instead of mine, and the day was saved.

Of course, it was a somewhat harder sell when we were in another room. Or the dog was nowhere near her blanket when it 'went off'. Or when the dog found the device and carried it through the house making slobbery chewing fart noises everywhere she went. I tried blaming it on beans in her kibble, but the jig was up.

Now I'm paying for the ruse. The wife's being extra-nice to the dog for all the abuse she gave it, and she won't let me in the house without three shots of Bean-O and an absorbent sponge down the back of my pants. Peachy.

I bought it for a fathers day gift

My father has had tons of fun with this item. He said it was the best fathers day gift ever, Thank you I've been looking for one for two years for him. He plays with it everyday and he has not had to replace the batteries yet. That is impressive and we found out at family gathering that grandma can't hear.. HAHA poor ole lady. I wish you'd sell stink in a can too.

Fun Gag gift!

We have had a lot of fun with this machine! Works great and gets lots of laughs!

funny stuff

Although the remote control range is fairly limited it still provides a barrel of laughs. The funniest way i've found to use it is have it in my back pocket when i'm walking around and let them rip with the remote. Love to see how people react. Also fun to bring it to someones house and use it there hiding it somewhere. The jokes over in my house as everyone is now clued in to it. :(

funny toy

this is the perfert toy for those gag gifts i got 2 of them. my friends really laugh out louds at these ,they sound real , easy to use & got it fast funny gift